CALL YA MUTHA ★DRINK SOME WATAH ★TEXT THE PERSON BACK ★EAT SOMETHIN' ★YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA ★STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF ★SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS ★CALL YA MUTHA ★DRINK SOME WATAH ★TEXT THE PERSON BACK ★EAT SOMETHIN' ★YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA ★STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF ★SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS ★CALL YA MUTHA ★DRINK SOME WATAH ★TEXT THE PERSON BACK ★EAT SOMETHIN' ★YOU GOT THIS, YA MUTHA ★STOP BEIN' A JERK TO YASELF ★SHE PUT UP WITH YA NONSENSE — SAY THANKS ★
LOVE YA MUTHA!!

TAPE THIS TO YA FRIDGE

THE MUTHA
MANIFESTO

A mock-serious set of beliefs we take real seriously.

  1. 01

    We believe life is hard enough without talkin' to yaself like some kinda unpaid parkin' ticket.

  2. 02

    We believe encouragement should be loud, direct, and maybe slightly inappropriate.

  3. 03

    We believe everyone needs somebody in their corner yellin', "You got this, ya mutha!"

  4. 04

    We believe mothers deserve more than one rushed phone call on Mother's Day.

  5. 05

    We believe appreciation should be loud, frequent, and slightly embarrassing.

  6. 06

    We believe nobody gets forever, so say it now.

  7. 07

    We believe rest is productive and guilt is overrated.

  8. 08

    We believe forgiveness — yours, theirs, anybody's — is the heaviest thing a person can carry, and the lightest thing to put down.

  9. 09

    We believe humor is survival. Love is too.

SAY THE THING.
CALL THE PERSON.
FORGIVE YASELF.
KEEP GOIN'.

Love ya, mutha.

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